El Camino, Know what I mean-0

It's a car, it's a truck, it's a trar, it's a cruck. The El Camino is more readily defined by what it isn't that what it is. The El Camino is not for the businessman, it is not for family road trips to Disney World, and it is not for weak minded people who subscribe to the status quo. The El Camino is pure America with a touch of sophistication that says I am more than you could ever hope to be. I feel like I'm not telling you anything you didn't already know. So, I bestow this list upon you, do with it as you please.

Top 10 items to haul in the back of your El Camino

1. Water - This ingenious item can be a public pool for the neighborhood, or a romantic getaway with a loved one, all with out leaving the back of your vehicle.

2. Lawn Chairs - What better way to watch fireworks or back up to the camp fire and roast some hot dogs?

3. The Flag of the good ol' USA- To achieve the full effect, place the flag atop a 2 x 4 that has been secured to the tailgate by know less than 3 bun-gee cords.

4. Candy- Nothing says I belong in this parade like an El Camino. Candy should be tossed into the crowd at a 70 degree angle.

5. Smoke-

enough said!

6. Your Dog- A Pit Bull is a great way to deter theft.

7. Aluminum Cans- 2 cents each, it's like stealing money.

8. A Harley- Name one person that would mess with the individual driving the El Camino

hauling a Harley.

9. An Inflatable Gorilla- No, seriously, EVERYBODY look at me!!!!!!!!!!

10. Bring Everything- An El Camino hauls all!

Conclusion: While production of the El Camino officially halted in 1987, fear not Pontiac has

this beauty in the works for 2010.