The Fast Food Monarchy

When I was a much younger version of myself I had an overactive imagination, things haven't really change a whole lot for me in that regard. Here is the point: I used to believe that the Burger King was married to the Dairy Queen.

Like a lot of Mom and Pop joints named after their creator (i.e. Luigi's Pizza or Cameron Mitchell's), I assumed that fast food places must operate in roughly the same fashion. Thus I came to believe the was a land where a Burger King and Dairy Queen held a throne. That place McDonaldland.

It took me awhile to figure out that the King and Queen ruled over McDonaldland, but that all change when I bought a box of chocolate chip cookies from the fast food joint with the golden arches. I had no clue how the answer had avoided me for so long. The next logical step in my on going investigation was to find out where the royal couple lived in McDonaldland. Where do royal couples tend to reside? Yea that is right, in a castle, a White Castle.

I know all of this has probably blown your mind already, but stay with me. Throughout the course of history Kings and Queens have been in charge of institute a religion in their kingdoms. What is at the top of a church? You got it, Taco Bell is in on this too.

With the Burger King and Dairy Queen living in the White Castle, down the road from the church with the Taco Bell, where are the constituents of McDonaldland living? The same place peasants have lived throughout Medieval Times, huts.... Pizza Huts. (They are probably sitting around playing Dominoes)

Think, if you will, of a deck of playing cards. What face card is missing in our little conspiracy theory here? The jack. Imagine my shock when I traveled out west for the first time and feast my eyes upon Jack in the Box. This interconnectedness has been in front of our faces the whole time, how did we ever miss it?

Conclusion: Something is going on here, I think it is evident, it is up to us to keep a watchful eye to the goings on here. Oh ya, Arby's and Wendy's just because you were not mentioned in my blog don't think you aren't under suspicion.